![]() ![]() The fact that it was non-alcoholic champagne says something about Barney's alcoholism. Unfortunately, when he takes a sip of a congratulatory glass of champagne, his face immediately reverts back into its permanently soused expression as he proclaims, "It begins." He then steals a jet pack and careens drunkenly through the sky until it runs out of fuel, causing him to crash onto a pillow factory roof and bounce onto the street below where he's run over by a marshmallow truck. Alcohol-Induced Idiocy: Barney swears off alcohol and successfully completes his training program with flying colors.Actually Pretty Funny: Marge admonishes Bart for writing "Insert brain here" on the back of Homer's head.: When the snow starts a-fallin', There's a man you should be call.Barney Gumble: Hey, Homer! Since they made me stop drinkin', I've regained my balance and my diction! Observe! I am the very model of a modern Major-General / I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.Plow is a loser and I think he is a boozer.īarney: So you better make that call to the Plow King! Ronstadt: When the snow starts a-fallin', There's a man you should be callin', That's KL5-4796, Let it ring! Mr. : Linda Ronstadt?! How did you get her?.Moe: Linda Ronstadt?! How did you get her?īarney: Ah, we've been looking for a project to do together for a while. : There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.Homer: There's a $10,000 bill in it for you.īarney: Oh yeah? Which president's on it? : Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Ho.Moe: Now let's have a minute of silent prayer for our good friend, Homer Simpson. : If Homer wants to be a woman, so be it.Homer: Barney, I'm not getting a sex change! Y'know, a town with money is like a mule wit.īarney: If Homer wants to be a woman, so be it. Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken! Throw up your hands and raise your voice! Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.Ĭhief Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: You'll all be given cushy jobs. Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.Īpu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud. (crowd chants "Monorail" softly and rhythmically) I'll show you my idea! I give you the Springfield Monorail! (audience gasps) I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrooke, and by gum, it put them on the map! Lyle Lanley: All right, I tell you what I'll do. Mayor Quimby: Now wait just a minute! We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville! Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it! And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it! Lyle Lanley: Y'know, a town with money is like a mule with a spinning wheel. ![]() : C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy.Moe: C'mon, Homer, do it for your old pal Moesy.īarney: But Moe, yesterday you called Homer a worthless sack of. And you.īarney: Of course I'll be back, if you didn't close I'd never leave! Moe: You'll be back!!! And you, And you (to Barney). He than lifts up a water fountain, throws it at a window, jumps out and runs away) (Gives Homer a can of beer)īarney: I can't stand to see him like this. Lenny: You gettin' ready for Whacking Day? Barney: (whacking invisible snakes) Snakes! Snakes everywhere!
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